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10 Super Hilarious Baby Onesies

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If there’s one thing newborn babies need a lot of, it’s diapers. But after that onesies are a necessity.  And like diapers, you can never enough of them! A baby shower staple, we’ve created a list of 10 of the most super hilarious baby onesies we could find. Guaranteed to get a ton of laughs when  opened at the shower and when worn by baby. Ranging from the super cute to the semi-offensible, try looking these onesies over and not catch yourself laughing. We dare you.

For Fox Sake Onesie 1. For Fox Sake

Prepare for the giggles whenever baby wears this little onesies out. Super adorable and cute,  “For Fox Sake” is a great way to remind moms and dads how to properly vent out stress around baby. Sure to become a popular catch phrase around baby, this onesie is ideal for taking precious photos that will become highlights of any baby album.

I Do Believe I Have Shat Upon My Pantaloons Onesie 2. I Do Believe I Have Shat Upon My Pantaloons

I do say gov’ner, I people I have shown bad form. I seem to have shat my panataloons! Sure to draw countless smiles and tons of laughter, this proper English onesies is super cute and adorable. Made of 100% cotton so if these pantaloons do accidentally get shat, they are easily washable, this is super hilarious baby onesie makes a perfect baby shower gift.

Dos Boobies Onesie3. Dos Boobies

They say his diapers are tailor-made out of the finest Egyptian cotton. He learned to walk before he learned how to crawl. He wasn’t born early or late, but came out exactly on time. To the minute. He diapers smell like roses. He is, the most interesting baby in the world. I don’t always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos Boobies. Stay thirsty my friend.

Straight Outta Mommy Onesie  4. Straight Outta Mommy

The perfect onesie for babies with attitude! This “Straight Outta Mommy” onesie is a hilarious spoof on the “Straight Outta Compton logo made famous by the famous rap group of the 90’s N.W.A. Perfect for strolls in the hood or for notorious gangsta babies, this onesie makes a statement for all to see. Available in a variety of colors.

Made In Vachina Onesie5. Made In Vachina

Perfect for parents with a sense of humor. This “Made In Vachina” onesie is only for those parents who those who aren’t easily offended. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s the perfect gift for those who are. A cute idea and a onesie made for getting a laugh out of friends at the baby shower. Available in a variety of colors.

I'll Have Your Finest House White Onesie6. I’ll Have Your Finest House White

For babies with exquisite taste, this is the onesie for you! Let everybody know baby’s preference when they wear this cute onesie around town for laughs. For milk snobs and parents who understand the importance of a good bottle.

Just Spent 9 Months On The Inside Onesie 7. Just Spent 9 Months On The Inside

The punishment fits the crime! It’s a hard knock like for baby when they wear this adorable onesie. Let everybody know baby did hard time in mommy’s belly with this little smile maker. Sure to make even the hardest criminal smile and a perfect gift for parents in law enforcement of even those with shady pasts.

Ice Ice Baby Onesie 8. Ice Ice Baby

Yo, Vanilla, kick it one more time boy! It takes a second, but once everybody figures out the joke, this onesie will have them rolling on their sides. This “Ice Ice Baby” onesie is beyond cute and a great throwback to any 80s or 90s parent who wants to make sure their baby is the coolest around. How do you melt a heart of stone? Just add ice. Baby.

Acute Baby Onesie  9. Acute Baby

There will be no doubt who the cute baby is with these sweet onesie. Playing off of geometry for huge laughs, this is the perfect kind of baby pun that we love. Smart, witty, and precious, this is one of our favorite super hilarious baby onesies. A perfect gift for expecting math teachers engineers and geeky parents everywhere.

Home Brewed Onesie 10. Home Brewed

Finally a hysterical onesie that dad can laugh at, this “Home Brewed” outfit will make him smile. Featuring a giant bottle of hooch front and center with a cute little skull for good measure, father’s can show off baby with even more pride when they wear this little onesie. Makes a great Father’s Day gift for new and expecting fathers!